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Why I hate Sachin Tendulkar?

Everytime the day starts
off with the dazzling smile
when I dream about
sachin..He is the guy who
made the whole nation
stand on their feet.There
are reasons to hate
him...These are some to
the person who lived his
last 10 years in loving
him...
1. He always plays a
brilliant innings before my
exam and hence doesn ’t
let me study.
2. Every time that I think
of becoming an atheist, he
gets into the nineties and I
have no choice but to
pray.
3. Every time I take a
resolution not to bite my
nails, he gets into the
nineties and I am left with
no choice but to chew on
my nails.
4. He costs way too
much on ‘super selector’
but since I have to pick
him, the rest of my team
gets weakened.
5. During a match,
invariably when I want to
go to the bathroom, he
hits a boundary and
hence I have no choice
but to sit and watch the
replay. Even my father/
friends wont allow me to
change the sit when
Sachin is batting. No one
cares about my agony.
6. As soon as I convince
myself that God does not
exist, he plays a straight
drive and proves me
wrong.
7. He brings the whole
country to a standstill
whenever he bats.
8. And the last and the
biggest reason why I hate
Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar
… He is going to retire
sometime in the future ..
A slightest thought about
his retirement brings tears
in my eyes .. When he
will retire, I feel that my
life will come to a
complete standstill .. How
will I live without
watching him on the field,
without seeing him
scoring tons and tons of
runs, without hearing his
baby voice .. Uffff , why
Sachin why ?? .. Why
were you born In India
and why did you play
cricket ?? .. I just love you
so much that we cant see
you going ..
As they say, commit all
your crime when Sachin
is batting, coz even GOD
is watching his batting.
That he can feel more pain
than the youngest team
member and the oldest
fan, is a fact that deserves
a story by itself. But for
me, that is enough to
forget my pain and stand
in unreserved applause
for the man who makes
me feel more Indian than
any other. So true !! Hats
off to the master blaster!!! 
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